Notes From A Liar and Her Dog

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ANT MACPHERSON'S BASIC RULES OF LIFE1. Dogs are better than people.2. The more you say, the longer you ground you for.3. Lying only works if you keep it short.4. Never be nice to people who make fun of you.5. It's okay to keep a chicken in your house, so long as he's housebroken.6. Make sure school doesn't get in the way of important things like your friends.7. Don't waste the truth on people who won't understand. - from Amzon